The Distinguished Gentleman

Okay guys, this one is for you.  You have the gray peppered throughout your hair.  You have the wisdom of experience reflecting in your eyes.  You have the knowledge of life that you have learned from many years of trial and error.  You have wrinkles.  Wait a minute. Wrinkles? No, that will not do.

You guys have it made. You don’t have to spend a fortune at a barber getting those gray hairs hidden. You’ve heard of the ‘distinguished’ look? Well, that’s largely in part because of the gray hairs.   A weathered, ruddy complexion is quite sexy to the ladies.  Some of that extra weight you may have accumulated only accentuates your ‘beefiness’ factor; again, quite sexy to the ladies.  We like our men strong. (And a little secret? When you are bigger than us, it makes us feel protected and safe and not so self conscious about the few extra pounds we’ve acquired). Yeah, like I said you have it made.

Wrinkles on the other hand, don’t have any beneficial factors at all.  All they do is make you look old.  Yep, I said it: Old. Not Distinguished.  Old.  Period.  Now why in the world would you want to have such a wonderful looking way about yourself and then have it all blown apart with lines and crevices and floppy skin on your face?

I have a secret for you.  The wrinkles can be only temporary.  And fixing them does not involve a bunch of girly creams and products or going under the knife.  You can get rid of those wrinkles the way a man gets rid of wrinkles.  Exercise.   Facial exercises to be precise.  Five minutes a day, doing five simple exercises to tighten and tone and smooth out those wrinkles.  The Iphone Fivein5 facial exercises will get rid of that one thing that keeps you from carrying the title of Distinguished Gentleman; those blasted wrinkles.  Yep, gone.  That’s what they will be when you drop only $4.95 and get started with the Fivein5 Exercise Program.  Don’t deserve it?  We ladies think you do.

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